ONE LINERS - edisi stress buster

women don't want to hear what you think.

women want to hear what they think,

in a deeper voice...bill cosby

a guy knows he's in love when he loses interest

in his car for a couple of days...tim allen

a bank is a place that will lend you money.

if you can prove that you don't need it...bob hope

if you haven't got anything good to say about anyone,

come and sit by me...alice roosevelt longworth

it's not that I'm afraid to die,

i just don't want to be there

when it happens...woody allen

a cynic is a man who,

when he smells flowers,

looks around for a coffin...h. l. mencken

If winning isn't everything,

why do they keep score?...vince lombardi

I told my doctor I broke my legs in two places,

he told me to quit going to those places...henny youngman

It's so simple to be wise.

Just think of something stupid to say

and then don't say it...sam levenson

when I was born,

I was so surprised,

I couldn't talk for a year and a half...gracie allen

have you noticed that

anyone driving slower than you is an idiot

and anyone driver faster than you is

a maniac?...george carlin

why do they call it rush hour

when nothing moves?...robin williams

from: Reader's Digest, Laughter is the Best Medicine, 2006, The Reader's Digest Association Inc. NY

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