THE HYBRID THEORY ... Kuantan Mini Zoo

 Salam and good day

Visited our upgraded Mini Zoo yesterday with my grandson. Pleasantly surprised,I must say.

Apparently, it's the first hybrid zoo in Malaysia. Hybrid in that it combines both live animals and replicas of pre historic predators. Worth a visit. I'm just going to post pictures of the Mini Zoo... in mini packages. 

entrance

in Middle Earth now ... The Hobbit house

close encounter of the third kind

blast from the past

more pics in the next instalment of The Hybrid Zoo.

CORONAVIRUS RHAPSODY ... stress buster

 Here we are , bracing the third wave of Coronavirus. still WFH. 

Anyway, I found this while browsing for Queen videos, and I just have to post it. Lyrics by comedian Dana Jay Bein, performed by Adrian Grimes, music by Queen obviously. Just a bit of fun to see us through these gloomy times. Enjoy.

JULY MORNING ... update 4 minit

There I was on a July morning
Looking for love
With the strength
Of a new day dawning
And the beautiful sun...

URIAH HEEP

have a nice day...
 

GUESS I'LL ALWAYS BE ....

Salam and good day.
Everyday i will do something that makes me happy... no matter how small the thing might seem. And yesterday.. i did this...
http://www.smule.com/p/107629360_675566405   hèhe

But I feel I'm growing older....

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Salam and good day.

ini semua gara2 terpengaruh dengan preview dan setelah menonton cerita Get Married 4 di Astro ...
enjoy...hehe

lagu lama versi baru... saya sebenarnya tak minat irama danddut, tapi..... suara vocalist nya agak menarik perhatian saya... LOL

Have a nice day all.

SEMANGAT YANG HILANG - update 4 minit

bila motivation is low...saya dengar lagu ini..

Tajuk Lagu: Semangat Yang Hilang
Penyanyi/Artis: XPDC

Tidak engkau seorang
Juang hingga titisan
Rempuh tak berharapan

Nanti aku di sana
Di ufuk pemikiran
Lalu menghayatinya

Di dalam kubur manapun
Jasad aku ditanam
Aku akulah jua

Kita laksanakan
Mata hati yang damai
Di sana kejujuran

Semarak impian segunung harap dipulang
Usahlah diragukan keupayaan sendiri
Hati yang membara mengikutkan kata-kata
Jawapannya di sini
Semangat kita yang hilang
Oh kita cari pulang

Malu bertanya kawan
Sesat cari jalan pulang
Biar ia berkesan
Di lubuk hati terbenam

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1bQzIZ3UeA

the most underrated rock band in Malaysia....tapi saya suka....:-)

IT'S THE NEW MILLENIUM...edisi stress buster

you know you are living in the new millenium when...

1. you get in the elevator and double press the button for the floor you want.
2. you accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.
3. you havent played solitaire with real cards in years.
4. you have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
5. you e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
6. the reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
7. you pull up in the driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to carry the groceries.
8. you leave your house without your cell phone which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, and it is now a cause for panic so you turn around to go and get it.
10. you get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.
11. you are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

cited in...He Who Laughs, Lasts!...by David Tong

hahaha...GOTCHA!

SUNGAI LEMBING - revisited

Sunday: 3.30 am: 29.nov 2009

case tak boleh tidur....dari aku berangan tak tentu pasal, lebih baik aku upodate blog.


16.Nov 2009

location: Sungai Lembing, Kuantan with cactus, organik

time: 12.00 noon - 5pm

kami ke Jaya Gading untuk lunch. on the way, Tito mentioned yang kami semua dah lama tak ke sungai lembing. ya...memang semester ini agak penuh jadual saya maka tak banyak masa untuk perkara2 lain.

lagipun, next semester Tito akan buat industrial training...surely tak akan dapat join kami ke Sg Lembing lagi...kata Yusry dengan kejinya.

saya...yang sudah bosan memasukkan markah ke system dari pagi memang mencari alasan untuk tak mahu masuk ofis semula.....lagi dua hari ke dateline tu belum dikira sebagai last minute in my book....kalau lagi 6 jam ke dateline baru last minute...hehe...time tu baru saya boleh focus...

maka...sampai lah kami ke Sg Lembing....sekali lagi...tanpa dirancang. namun kali ini kami cuma ke kawasan disekitar bandar...melihat rumah2 lama yang ditinggalkan sejak zaman perlombongan dulu...walau cuma di rumah2 tinggalan, kami tetap gembira...trip to Sg Lembing is always stress free...dan of course, aku pergi dengan pakaian kerja...huhuhu...

ok. malas nak tulis panjang2. tengok gambar je ok.

.ok...boleh tidur sekarang ... lepas dengar 'FRIENDS WILL BE FRIENDS' dari Queen

LOVE STORY BHB - update 4 minit

update 4 minit...menghilangkan stress...:-)




enjoy!!!!!

aku...tak tahan!!!!!!!

SMILE A BIT...edisi stress buster

HERE ARE SOME LOGICAL THOUGHTS AND STATEMENTS THAT MIGHT MAKE YOU SMILE...

Whenever you find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

To Err is human, but to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.

The road to success??.. Is always under construction.

All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.

If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? the bus is still late.

When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.

If you have paper, you don't have a pen. If you have a pen, you don't have paper. If you have both, no one calls.

Especially for engg. Students : If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.

There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.

An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.

Where there is a WILL, there is a WAY, Where there is MONEY, there are many WAYS.

ada bukit, ada paya...:-)

ONE LINERS - edisi stress buster

women don't want to hear what you think.

women want to hear what they think,

in a deeper voice...bill cosby

a guy knows he's in love when he loses interest

in his car for a couple of days...tim allen

a bank is a place that will lend you money.

if you can prove that you don't need it...bob hope

if you haven't got anything good to say about anyone,

come and sit by me...alice roosevelt longworth

it's not that I'm afraid to die,

i just don't want to be there

when it happens...woody allen

a cynic is a man who,

when he smells flowers,

looks around for a coffin...h. l. mencken

If winning isn't everything,

why do they keep score?...vince lombardi

I told my doctor I broke my legs in two places,

he told me to quit going to those places...henny youngman

It's so simple to be wise.

Just think of something stupid to say

and then don't say it...sam levenson

when I was born,

I was so surprised,

I couldn't talk for a year and a half...gracie allen

have you noticed that

anyone driving slower than you is an idiot

and anyone driver faster than you is

a maniac?...george carlin

why do they call it rush hour

when nothing moves?...robin williams

from: Reader's Digest, Laughter is the Best Medicine, 2006, The Reader's Digest Association Inc. NY

:-)

LELAKI DAN ANGKA - # 1

seorang lelaki boleh menyukai wanita selama

satu minit

dan kemudian melupakannya.
 

sumber : Maskulin, Vol 91 , April '09

... typical

FIRST DAY ON THE JOB ...

After landing a new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day......

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'

The woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'

So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day, and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'

My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.

source : https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3g57mc/first_day_on_the_job_as_a_walmart_greeter/

...if you don't feel like laughing...just smile...

SURVIVAL OF THE ...

if anything can go wrong...

Pernah tak rasa sometimes macam semua benda berpakat to make your life hell…hari yang semua benda tak berjalan seperti yang kita rancang.

Semalam, aku ada kelas Technical Writing, dengan section C16. kelas di Blok V…dan blok V ni agak tidak condusive untuk PnP…maka everytime aku ada kelas kat situ, ie: Monday and Thursday, aku kena buat extra preparation.

aku ke kelas hari Isnin, 9am. Biasa la, ada students yang dah sampai, ada yang berjalan macam bersiar2 kat beach, bila nampak kereta aku baru nak berlari …konon2 nak sampai sebelum aku sampai…hehehe…aku saja je malas nak lumba 100meter dengan dia orang, bagi chance…Monday morning kan…so…aku keluar dari kereta dan berjalan dengan santainya ke bilik kuliah 38…aku sampai sama dengan mereka yang berlari tu…mereka dengan termengah2 dan tersengih2 ucap…morning madam…aku jawab…morning gentlemen…

aku planned nak tunjukkan beberapa sample multimedia presentation sebagai contoh untuk mereka, sebab mereka pun kena buat something similar untuk assessment mereka. Aku tahu, bilik kuliah tu tak de speaker, so awal2 aku dah pinjam speaker dari bahagian technical pusat bahasa…

aku terus on kan computer, sambungkan speaker, etc…everything was working just fine except for the computer screen…terpaksa la some of the boys tengok2 what was wrong…

Typical…kata aku dalam hati…

murphy’s law…tambah minda aku

what law…madam?...tanya salah seorang students …

Boink!!! You heard that?..kata aku

Yup…jawab mereka sambil tersenyum….

thinking aloud ya madam…kata mereka lagi…pagi2 buta dah nak kenakan aku…

yea…kata aku…I do think sometimes you know…

hahaha…ketawa mereka…at least they’re awake

ok…Murphy’s law…kata aku…

aku yakin mereka tak pernah dengar pasal hukum Murphy ni…so dengan confidentnya aku bertanya...You do know what Murphy’s Law is, don’t you?

Nope…jawab mereka…

No kidding!!! Kata aku…buat2 terkejut…

Maka aku pun explain kepada mereka tentang Murphy’s Law…

’if anything can go wrong, it will…’

you know…like…the day you forgot to bring your notes would be the day your lecturer wants to check the notes…or the day I lambat pergi kelas , masa tu la I will bump into my boss kat hallway…huhuu…yea…I think they got my meaning…

By that time, the boys pun dah berjaya fixed the screen…I continued the lesson, nanti tak tercapai pulak objectivenya…no doubt, the students akan guna alasan Murphy’s Law ni untuk every screw-ups they will ever do in the future…makhluk perosak rupanya aku ni…

aku cuma nak share some info tentang Murphy’s Law ni…


Origin…
It was named after Capt. Edward A. Murphy, an engineer working on Air Force Project MX981, (a project) designed to see how much sudden deceleration a person can stand in a crash.

One day, after finding that a transducer was wired wrong, he cursed the technician responsible and said,
"If there is any way to do it wrong, he'll find it."
The contractor's project manager kept a list of "laws" and added this one, which he called Murphy's Law.

Actually…if anything can go wrong, it will…bukanlah sesuatu yang baru…ia hukum alam yang dah lama ada, Cuma sebelum ni tak de nama je…dan selalunya ia akan berlaku pada waktu yang kita paling tak perlukannya...kan????

More murphy’s laws for you…

If anything can go wrong, it will
At the most inopportune time
Extension: it will be all your fault, and everyone will know it.

If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong
Extreme version:If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the FIRST to go wrong

If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something

Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.

You will always find something in the last place you look.

If your looking for more than one thing, you'll find the most important one last.

It is never in the last place you look.
It is in the first place you look, but never discovered on the first attempt.

When a broken appliance is demonstrated for the repairman, it will work perfectly.

Whether things can go wrong or not, it depends on your frame of reference.
Regardless of your frame of reference, things will go wrong anyway.

When you see light at the end of the tunnel, the tunnel will cave in.
another version The light at the end of the tunnel is a train

Traffic is inversely proportional to how late you are, or are going to be.

Two heads are better than one, even if one is a sheep head.

Behind every little problem there's a larger problem, waiting for the little problem to get out of the way.

Nature always sides with the hidden flaw
The hidden flaw never stays hidden for long.

Murphy's Law of Thermodynamics
Things get worse under pressure.

The Murphy Philosophy
Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse.

Murphy's golden rule:
whoever has the gold makes the rules.

Don't worry about Murphy's Law, you know it's gonna happen anyway, so just get on with it and get it over with!

The humor of Murphy's Law leaves you laughing at the end of the day.
If you make it through a Murphy Day...you win!

adapted from: http://www.murphys-laws.com/murphy/murphy-laws.html

the man rules

The Man Rules

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally , the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.)

We always hear " the rules" From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1 "

ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down.You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work!Strong hints do not work!Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do somethingOr tell us how you want it done. Not both.If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseballor golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can -to give them a laugh.

Pass this to as many women as you can -
to give them a bigger laugh.