Friday, 19 June 2009

smile a bit...edisi stress buster

HERE ARE SOME LOGICAL THOUGHTS AND STATEMENTS THAT MIGHT MAKE YOU SMILE...

Whenever you find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

To Err is human, but to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.

The road to success??.. Is always under construction.
All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.

If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? the bus is still late.

When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.

If you have paper, you don't have a pen. If you have a pen, you don't have paper. If you have both, no one calls.

Especially for engg. Students : If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.

There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.

An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.
Where there is a WILL, there is a WAY, Where there is MONEY, there are many WAYS.
aku...ada bukit, ada paya...:-)

20 comments:

en.Adam said...

aku senyum:-)


re:bil tak pernah nak lupakan kita
kita ni yg suka sgt lupa pasal bil!
hahaha

alamak,aku dah cuba cari yg muda
tapi takde..yg tua lah??

atan said...

ada bukit ada paya boleh lah bercucuk tanam....

~~~ kay ~~~ said...

morning....
(^_^) have a lovely day!

baincardin said...

yg ni Bain suka:-

"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else."

:)

FendyHekka said...

erm.. erk... eh naper bila i baca i rasa lebih tension lg kompius?

sayanghasni @ yus said...

har!har!har!
ader jer idenyer..

the road to success..is always under contruction..

betullah tu..

dark ray said...

lagi marah ada lah!!
huhh!!

kimisai said...

kenapa aku tak memahami??
aku lemah BI ??hahaha

Raja Azrul said...

I like ur words...sound nice..maybe i can use for my moral class..!!

en.Adam said...

re:
aku bukan amnesia
tapi buat2 lupa..serabut kepala hotak beb!
hahah

kalau yang tua tapi macm harrison ford??
ok tak??

re:kau unsur seni apa???haha

bias® said...

tang engineering's students tuh aku kater betul!

triple x malaya said...

aku cube mgeje pun x boleh..ape lg nak bace lgsung xfaham..aku sure aloy lg la xfaham..huhuhu

zul hafixi said...

aku ponteng kelas...
lecturer aku pon ponteng gak time tuh...
kuang ajo...

aloy_paradoks said...

tolong trasnlate kan..

addyaholix said...

selalu buat orang termotivasi. kool!

mamai said...

road under construction....check ngan JKR

LavENDer Wind said...

orang lain selalu tak mengendahkan kewujudan kita berdiri di sini
hanya penduli kala waktu menunding silap diri...

**salam tuk kamu
aku mohon kamu follow blog aku

a.b geldofg said...

:)

a.k.u.p.e.n.t.o.i said...

aku cuma paham ayat paling bawah tu je..

aloy_paradoks said...

re:
katalog avon tak yah bace sangat,,
tengok gambar dangan harga je..