FIRST DAY ON THE JOB ...

After landing a new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day......

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'

The woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'

So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day, and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'

My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.

source : https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3g57mc/first_day_on_the_job_as_a_walmart_greeter/

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8 comments:

  1. hahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
    i am sure,lepas tu dia makan kasut that lady.

    this one is lawak.
    a very mean lawak.

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  2. well, have a lovely day!
    (^.^) smile!
    (senyum itu juga sedekah...)

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  3. saya tak gelak. dan saya tak senyum. saya cuma cebik.

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  4. aku pun bnci stereotype...tapi apakan daya itu je yg ada jual kt kg aku....tk sukapun tk suka lah...bila lapar..aku mkn smpai 3 bgkus

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  5. biasalh typical Malaysia yang judgementalist
    dan streotype..saya selalu juge menjadi mangsa dan tak penah kesah..hahaha

    p/s:salam ziarah..:-)

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